The customers have been on good behaviour today. Maybe The Daily Mail printed an article about the birth of this blog. Or maybe all the tards are already getting sloshed on blue wkd. Either way my anger has been supressed and re directed on conflicts in the middle east. Just shake hands!
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Yesterday a woman came into my store with a copy of "The Feckin' Book of Irish History" and said it was a gift and she wanted to return it because it was too dirty. She didn't have a receipt and the book didn't have one of our price tags on it, so we explained that we wouldn't be able to take it. After a fair amount of complaining about store policy, she told us we could just keep the book because she didn't want it, and that we just lost a customer (and she assured us she was a very good customer). After she left we looked up the book: we don't carry it, not even on our website. Whoever gave it to her must have ordered it especially for her, and clearly didn't know her very well.
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