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Friday 21 January 2011

Customer Profiles: The Regulars

There are two types of Regulars: the Good, and the Bad. The Good Regulars are every sales clerk's dream come true. They're in the store often enough to know their way around, but they still appreciate our offer of assistance. They ask thoughtful questions, genuinely listen to our answers, and are often sources of pleasant conversation on a regular basis. You may not know them by name, but you're always happy to see them walk through the doors.

Then there are the Bad Regulars. These are the ones that everyone in the store knows by name, by sight, and by reputation, and everyone has a story to share. They are the customers most likely to acquire nicknames (I'm talking about you, Batman), and the ones who cause you to breathe a little sigh of relief once they walk out the doors.

The Bad Regulars are quick to remind you that they're in the store all the time, and attempt to use that to their advantage. They expect you to bend over backwards and violate store policy to cater to their every whim, and believe threatening to take their business elsewhere is actually a threat. And if that fateful day finally arrives when they declare you have lost a valuable customer and swear to never set foot in the store again, don't get your hopes up too high: they always come back.

While the Bad Regulars can often overshadow the Good, in the end the best we can do is appreciate our favorite customers and hope for more of them. And then continue commiserating with our colleagues.

Ashley

Tuesday 18 January 2011

Today's Dregs #3

Before I begin, let me set the scene: I'm wearing my giant store name tag on my giant store lanyard, which has attached to it the giant black cord that connects my giant ear piece to my giant walkie talkie, and I'm crouched on the floor putting price stickers on books. I could not possibly look more like an employee if I tried.

Lady: Do you work here?
Me: How can I help you?
L: Those 007s, you know? Do you have any?
M: The books or the movies?
L: Movies. With that new guy, you know?
[Take her over to the dvd section]
M: Right, well here's Casino Royale.
L: Oh no, that's old. That's way too old, that's not what I want. I want the new guy.
M: Well, this one does have Daniel Craig in it, and he's the newest James Bond.
L: Oh...it's still too old.
M: Ok, well here's Quantum of Solace, it's the most recent one.
L: [Looks it over] Ok. Where was this?
[Point to where it was on the shelf, she starts to put it back, in the wrong place, backwards]
L: Ok, thanks. [Wanders off]

Once again it's been proven that any interaction that begins with "Do you work here?" will not end well.

Ashley

Monday 17 January 2011

Today's Dregs #2

God where do I start?!

The worst was this obnoxious 40-something creep who took shots at the store, our stock, our systems speed etc. As much as it annoyed me, he had a point. But it was his manner that annoyed me. His name was Jason Forshaw and he is officially a jackass. If you see him around the earth, spit in his eye and attempt to eat his face!
THEN.....a guy ran up and said "Walit?" "Wallit?" I said......."I'm sorry I don't understand" That happened for another 20 secs until I realised he meant TOILET which starts with a T. He may have been foreign but they have the letter T there too. I then had a headache and continued to serve these people like I was a valet in Downy Abbey. Phew Glad to get that off my man chest.

Chubby Rain

Sunday 16 January 2011

Why I LOVE retail (Sara)

Sara posted this in response to hating retail but it's good enough to have it's own post so here it is. Keep sending stuff sara!