Today's Dregs #3

Before I begin, let me set the scene: I'm wearing my giant store name tag on my giant store lanyard, which has attached to it the giant black cord that connects my giant ear piece to my giant walkie talkie, and I'm crouched on the floor putting price stickers on books. I could not possibly look more like an employee if I tried.

Lady: Do you work here?

Me: How can I help you?

L: Those 007s, you know? Do you have any?

M: The books or the movies?

L: Movies. With that new guy, you know?

[Take her over to the dvd section]

M: Right, well here's Casino Royale.

L: Oh no, that's old. That's way too old, that's not what I want. I want the new guy.

M: Well, this one does have Daniel Craig in it, and he's the newest James Bond.

L: Oh...it's still too old.

M: Ok, well here's Quantum of Solace, it's the most recent one.

L: [Looks it over] Ok. Where was this?

[Point to where it was on the shelf, she starts to put it back, in the wrong place, backwards]

L: Ok, thanks. [Wanders off]

Once again it's been proven that any interaction that begins with "Do you work here?" will not end well.

Ashley