It's 4.29pm get out of my shop!

Why do customers feel the need to wait in a shop until the last nano seconds? Do they think they will suddenly reverse Sunday Trading Laws with their small medula oblangatas? (spelt right?)
"excuse me we're closing in 2 mins"
"ok"

5 minutes later

"we're closing now"
"ok"

2 minutes later

"can I buy this please"
"errr no we're closed now. We legally can't serve you (inside laugh)
"oh"

YES get in you phlegm eating mongrel

If you use this call me MOAN N BARGAIN

Moan N Bargain